Thanks to Nichelle Gregory, my Facebook friend for passing this on because it's super important news for others to know.
If you live in the state of Texas (I've lived there on three different occasions, by the way), be sure that you limit your dildo purchases, or at least hide them. Apparently it could be a felony to promote the use of or to own more than six.
If you're thinking of taking out one of your eyes - don't you dare sell it, because that would be illegal.
Also, if you're tired of sitting down, make sure you leave your beer on the table. If you're standing, I dare you to take more than three sips, which would be illegal.
In a word - WOW!(lol)
Hugs...
Ha! The Lone Star state definitely has it's quirks... among other things. Thanks for the smile!
ReplyDeleteYou're quite welcome Nichelle, and one of the "other things" is that dang heat! (lol) Have a super weekend! Hugs...
DeleteLOL I love all the old or quirky laws like this that you can dig up on all the states. So funny.
ReplyDeleteLots of quirky laws are still around, it seems. I bet if we banded together and checked the laws of all 50 states, we'd all be talking and laughing for years! Hope your weekend is fun and relaxing. Hugs...
DeleteSome state has a law that you can't have an elephant as a pet, like you would want to
ReplyDeleteLOL - Anonymous!
ReplyDeleteHugs...