Crazy Laws in Florida

Some things we may be much better off not knowing about, but when the cat's out of the bag, we then have to wonder how in the world these topics even came up in a conversation, let alone being considered as illegal acts. 

What do you think?

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Oral Sex is illegal.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she will risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
 You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Thanks to http://www.dumblaws.com/ for this info.


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