Wednesday, July 29, 2015

KOOKY JOBS ON CRAIG'S LIST


Assistant or Housekeeper (Morrisville)





Compensation: $40/hr
I am looking for a woman that has the ability to work an hour or two a week. Very part time but money is good. $40/hr. You would be doing some note taking or light cleaning. I would want you to do this in the nude. i dont expect a Barbie body either. If you think this might be kinda fun, different, let me hear from you and we can talk about the details.

Female Helper Wanted - $15 per hour (Garner)








Compensation: $15 per hour
Looking for a female to help me with housecleaning and organizing.

Must enjoy receiving massages. This will be part of the initial interview at my location.

You will be working with me at my house.

$15 per hour. Evening hours 9:30 pm to 1:00 am in Garner. Interviews done in the evenings as well.

I am a 39 year old single white male with no time.

Part time 20 to 25 hours per week.

Must be flexible with duties and have transportation.

Interview required. Please respond to schedule an interview.


Interviewing Cougar \Erotic Maids (Raleigh)

compensation: $500-$700
We are interviewing today for our maid services for the Raleigh\Cary area. We provide light cleaning in sexy attire. If interested submit recent pictures\number.


Injured athlete needs Sitter 

Compensation: Negotiable

 In  
need of full time not part time babysitter for grown 34 year old athlete with a recent back injury. Responsibilities include cooking, beer fetching, pill appropriating, and bathroom mobility assistance. Requirements for hire are attractive, nice bum, good taste of beer selection, and able to fulfill above responsibilities. Pay is negotiable. Email responses accepted.

swinger party $$$$ (cary)

no pay
swinger party in cary
female with big behind needs
free beers and wines


Female massage therapist (RTP)

compensation: tbd
 Looking for a female massage therapist for a massage 2-3 times a month for 90 minutes. I would need to come to you and would be coming from the Chapel Hill Area. I would need you to spend time on my glutes, upper/inner thighs near my groin. Yes I would be exposed, so you must be comfortable with that. I am not looking for sex or anything sex related, but have found that the massage places (Envy, Heights, etc) can not do a massage in that area of my body.

STRAIGHT FORWARD LEGIT WORK FOR FEMALES


compensation: $100 if chosen
simple quick safe and fun! Plenty of references

females ages 18 to 44 sit clothed while our male model is nude, comment on his features.

you must be attractive in the face department.

14 women did this so far 12 got paid, the ones that didn't get paid were non talkative, and not good looking.

* you must send a picture of your face smiling

* Due to Insurance Industry Codes we Must shoot at your place

* you must present proper ID

* you must be outgoing and talkative


LARGE & SEXY GIRLS $$ $$ $$

compensation: $13,000 a year to start

a few sobering statistics.There are approximately 100,000,000 males around the planet earth that PREFER big sexy women to their skinny twiggy counterparts.There are currently 314 Plus size models making an average of $13,000 a year Modeling in a sexy PLAYBOY type of style, shouldn't YOU get in on this phenomenon?Allow me to introduce myself, Since 2010 i have placed 19 Big and Sexy female models on various web sites.We are currently in need for the following type of models ~~~

1- ages 18 to 70 with all natural H cup breasts or larger!

2- women with massive behinds, so big they rival the width of a SMART car!

3- outgoing bubbly Caucasian females 18 to 25 with tons of curves and a lot of spirit to convey to the camera.

Have fun, make lot's of extra cash, and be your own boss with thousands of fans worldwide!

Respond with a few pictures and your cell # and full e mail address so we can send samples .

Need someone to film my fiance and I (garner)

Compensation: your rates apply

My fiancé and I are seeking a female photographer or videographer to shoot or film us during intimate sessions. If you are available please let us know.


It's not like I really have all this time, and I'm sure I could find better things to do, but occasionally, I find myself peeking over at Craig' s List to see just what type of jobs they're posting.  These listings can cause you to giggle or gasp in shock, but they're all downright interesting.  These are located in NC, but I'm sure if you check in your neck of the woods you could find a few as well.


JUST ONE MORE THING
Do you watch The Price is Right?  If so, you may notice something that consistently happens on every show, no matter what.  If you guessed it has something to do with the models you're on the right track.  While presenting a car, they are not allowed to turn their backs to the audience.  Next time it's on, watch closely as they walk around that vehicle without ever turning around.



Drew Carey, Bob Barker and Model




10 comments:

  1. Wow. There are some STRANGE people out there! There was a woman in East TN who started a landscaping business where she and her co-workers wore bikinis. I read the newspaper article on her...she was super skinny with no curves...and she worked in tennis shoes. It wasn't what I was picturing! I thought, sexy model type with bikini and heels! I guess it worked for her, though, but I would think if a man were paying for landscaping and just wanted eye candy, he'd want someone with some curves.

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    1. I'd be thinking the same thing, Stephanie, right? I think most people are probably just enraptured with the thought of near nakedness in unexpected places. (lol) Hugs...

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  2. Craigslist is the place to go if you want to read weird ads, that's for sure.

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    1. You got that right, Mary! Hugs...

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  3. Lol. Craigslist is home for weird people looking for things. :)

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    1. lol! I know I have no business on there trolling for ideas! Hugs...

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  4. Bwahaha...thanks for the snorts and giggles this morning!

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    1. Clearly, checking out this stuff is how I entertain myself! (lol) Hugs...

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  5. LOL!!!!! These jobs sound like walks in the parks, where do we apply.haha.

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    1. I know, right? I was particularly impressed with the Swingers' ad. (lol)

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