Thanks to Nichelle Gregory, my Facebook friend for passing this on because it's super important news for others to know.
If you live in the state of Texas (I've lived there on three different occasions, by the way), be sure that you limit your dildo purchases, or at least hide them. Apparently it could be a felony to promote the use of or to own more than six.
If you're thinking of taking out one of your eyes - don't you dare sell it, because that would be illegal.
Also, if you're tired of sitting down, make sure you leave your beer on the table. If you're standing, I dare you to take more than three sips, which would be illegal.
In a word - WOW!(lol)