Monday, August 28, 2017

MIX IT UP MONDAY

Occasionally, I sell items on Craigslist, so while I'm there, it's interesting to check out the listings. Sometimes I scratch my head, and more than likely, I'll giggle.


Lifestyle Party Assistant (Raleigh) (Raleigh)





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compensation: 50 a night 
This is a couples only party in need of one person to help park cars, cook on grill, walk around picking up cups and making sure everyone is having a fun time. If nudity offends you this is not the party for you. Please do not apply if that is you. Times and complete job description will be spoken about over the phone. You must be low key, non aggressive, your age must be 25 and above. Picture of yourself and phone number is a must on first email. I will contact you that way. We will do a background check as well. Good luck to all who apply.






Free bra from Victoria secret (Raleigh) hide this posting





compensation: Free clothes 
Seeking young female that would be interested to trade a photo shoot for a bra from Victoria secret. It would be a boudoir style shoot. Great opportunity to get a sexy bra.

Reply with pic for consideration

LOOKING FOR MASSIVE CURVES FOR MASSIVE PAY $ hide this posting

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
compensation: see ad for details 
10 years experience with big girl modeling, I have discovered and made 37 BBW's world famous .

This type of modeling is identical to PLAYBOY nude yet tastefully done.

I need girls who are knock outs.

any height, i don't care it's not important.

weights 270 to 600 pounds.

Looking mainly for white girls, however i will consider black girls, but black girls must be outrageous in dimensions.

black girls must have the world's biggest ass, or breasts that knock against her knees to even be considered.

I am making your very own web site and promoting it through social media avenues, the projection for this year into 2018 is $80,000 profit for you~!

I am ONLY choosing the cream of the crop.

send me photos for my consideration along with e mail and or cell #

Nude maid needed (Female) (Raleigh) hide this posting

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
compensation: Negotiable 
In need of nude (female) maid

I am flexible on the hours as far as availability, but you must be at least 18. NO flexibility on that requirement.

This is a great opportunity to make good money plus tips and be paid the same day.

This can be an ongoing thing, or if you would like, I am open to discussing an ongoing arrangement if that is what you are looking for.

If this sounds like an interesting opportunity, please submit a photo along with contact information and applicable experience for consideration.

There are a zillion ways to prepare chicken, and despite it maybe not being the most healthy, I love when it's fried.  

But I still obsess over a cheeseburger!

Meanwhile Food and Wine shared some of the best fried chicken spots in the country.
Here are four to check out if you're ever in the neighborhood.

Crack Shack - San Diego, CA
Richard Blais is one of my fave chefs and hails from the halls of Top Chef, Rachael Ray, Food Network and more.  He came up with a fried chicken oyster that is absolutely delicious.  The meat has been brined in pickle juice, deep fried, and served with a special lemon tartar sauce.  Yummy!

Fuku - New York, NY
David Chang created a culinary masterpiece with his friend chicken sandwich that packs a punch with a marinade of buttermilk and habanero, and served on a steamed potato bun with fermented chickpea butter. Oh,  I also really like the name of this place.

Crisp - Chicago, IL is pretty much a fast food spot that is always packed with hungry people. They have many different versions of Korean style fried chicken that has been deliciously dipped in garlic, ginger and soy, dusted with flour, then double fried for extra flair and crispiness.

Wayfare Tavern - San Francisco has been made famous by Food Network's Tyler Florence. His super crispy and juicy chicken is prepared by baking it in the oven for 2 1/2 hours  then after coating it in special seasoned flour, fries it in a oil with garlic and other herbs.  In case you're wondering, it's not all that simple to prepare this gastronomical delight.  There's a ton of ingredients and lots of  special steps.


A BLAST FROM THE PAST
Do you remember the Brady Bunch from way back in the day?  Did you notice how often there were actually bathroom scenes on the show?  Did you also spot that a toilet was never actually in there?  Back then, censors wouldn't allow a toilet to be seen on screen.  That's definitely not the case these days.

According to Google, nearly 1 billion people use Google Maps on a monthly basis!

ANIMAL NEWS
Does your beloved kitty have dandruff?  If so, it may because his or skin is dry or flaky.  According to veterinarian Dr. Jen Lavallee, one way to treat this is by placing fish oil in her food once a day.  Dr. Jen's recommendation is Nutramax Welactin Feline Omega-3  softgel capsules from Amazon.com.  Another option is to use disposable pet wipes, paying close attention to the affected area.

LOVE
I don't read a lot of poetry, but Love Found deserves a mention because it covers all the feels of relationships with 50 lovely poems. Some of the classic authors like Emily Dickinson and more are part of this memorable novel, and would be a great gift. You can also steal some of the poetry to impress your significant other. The book releases next month.


MONDAY-AUGUST 28
You're never gonna believe me, but today is National Race Your Mouse Day!  In case you have any doubts, this holiday is actually copyrighted so you can sit at work all day and get away with using your cursor to run all around your computer screen. crazycalendardays.com


The tragedy due to catastrophic flooding in Texas is literally affecting thousands of people and pets. Prayer always helps, but with so much heartbreaking damage, no food, electricity, health issues and loss of property, donations are also needed.  If you are able to do so financially, please contact the American Red Cross. You may text HARVEY  to 90999, or contact their site directly.


American Red Cross Help Victims of Hurricane Harvey
http://www.redcross.org/local/texas/central-and-south-texas




17 comments:

  1. Those Craigslist ads are both hilarious and disturbing at the same time, they say it takes all kinds, I suppose this proves it.

    Yes any help for the flood victims, they need help now and we never know when we may need a hand.

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  2. Hi RO :)) LOL, I never realized that about the Brady Bunch! I watched that show religiously every week too. Funny...Craigslist...I remember one time someone was selling a pile of snow lol...either there or on Ebay. The flooding is scary, I'm happy about living in the mountains where the worst we can have is excessive snow in the winter.

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  3. The flooding in Texas is awful and it's not even over yet. I feel bad for those affected.

    People sell the craziest things on Craigslist.

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  4. My heart goes out to those who lost the security of their homes, jobs, pets and comforts that we all take for granted. Texas is in my prayers.

    Craigslist has always made me uncomfortable. I have no use for it and never will!!!

    Well I am sure happy that The Brady Bunch never showed a toilet in their series. I always knew that no one ever went to the bathroom on that show...🚽

    Hugs 💮

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  5. I am wondering how many people actually answer those ads. And cringing as I wonder.
    Across the other side of the world my heart is aching for those affected by Horrid Harvey. And yes, prayers are fine, but positive action is also needed.

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  6. Those ads kill me...LOL I remember the Brady Bunch. :)

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  7. I'll bet those Craigslist ones are the "tame" ones compared to others. Lol. That's just disturbing yet funny.

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  8. Hi RO - I've never looked at Craig's List ... looks like I could well carry on leaving it. The storms in Texas and now Louisiana are frightening ... I just hope that as few people as possible, and as few animals as possible are affected - and that those who are not affected can help a great deal. Cheers Hilary

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  9. Wow RO a jam packed Monday post. Thanks for the donate link too!

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  10. So much information to absorb today...thank you for reminding everyone that Houston needs our help.

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  11. National Race Your Mouse Day! Whatever next.

    My thoughts and prayers go to all affected by Hurricane Harvey.

    All the best Jan

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  12. I’ve never looked at Craigslist – but I will now! I loved those funny ads.
    The flooding in Texas is just awful, but it’s wonderful to see the way people are helping each other.

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  13. Makes me wonder if any of those ladies were stupid enough to pick up that free bra

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  14. I've looked on Craigslist a couple of times but apparently never in the right places (or wrong places)! Those are some insane ads! Who responds to them? Thank you for the reminder on Houston. The tragedy there is hard to comprehend.

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